2006 de-Resolutions!
To get in the range of 50kg and beyond!To run no more than 3 rounds around Mac in ECP!
To get scolded by colleagues who said you are incompetent!
To get trashed by bosses who think you are making progress at the step of an ant!
To get teased with illusive terms like "pussy"!
To read the first chapter of a book and chuck it aside to the dust-vaders!
To indulge in fatty meats and stuff my blood vessels with nice terms like lipids!
To get on a bicycle and fall down no less than 3-4 times within an hour of riding!
To plonk right into bed after a long day out and leaving the showers off!
To remember to brush my teeth as far as I remember to!
To don a tee & slacks and meet my biz partners!
To keep friends at the door of my little lovely wonderland and watch them sulk!
To crush the bones of the terrorist and wreck the world on my own!
Thirteen formidable statements to mark the last entry of 2005! A ritualistic demonstration of a determined ME in underlining a seemingly significant date in one of another set of 365 days that is just about to turn history...
posted by slingwoof @ 12/31/2005 04:20:00 PM
1 Comments:
The Taliban Terrorist Team is always looking out for highly motivated individuals to be part of their exciting crew for wrecking the world.
Why wreck the world alone, when we can wreck them together?
Pls send your resume, and $50 administrative fee, to sign up. Free Hershey's Kisses (Rich Dark Chocolate flavour) with your membership pass if you sign up today!
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